April 28, 2006

TODAY'S MARKETS WITH SUSAN SARANDON

"It's very easy to blame immigrants* for the disastrous state of our economy, the failure of the health-care system, the educational crisis, the disappearing middle class & just about every ill that makes this country unwelcoming to the immigrants*."

Economist Susan Krugman Sarandon, who hasn't noticed that the US economy just showed its strongest quarter growth in 2½ years, that stocks are at 6-year highs, that unemployment is 4.7%, that the US deficit is not remarkable as a percentage of the GDP, or that despite our best attempts to make this country unwelcoming, immigrants just keep pouring in...

*Miss Sarandon suffers from a speech defect that makes it impossible to pronounce the word illegal.

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April 07, 2006

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING

A personal phone call from a certified D-list celebrity. Man, how to decide between Greg Evigan & Ron Palillo??

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December 08, 2005

LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS

"Warren, honey? It's Barbra. Listen, as long as you're still subscribing to that right-wing rag, could you save the Calendar section for me? That's a love. Please don't read it on the toilet."

See also Funny Lady

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"MR. CRUISE! PLEASE COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!"

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