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May 02, 2006

YES THEY'RE NAKED, BUT ARE THEY CHRISTIAN?

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Colonel Gaddafi is sounding rather sane lately:

"We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe - without swords, without guns, without conquests. The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades. Allah mobilizes Turkey, & adds it to the European Union. That's another 50 million Muslims. There will be 100 million Muslims in Europe. Albania, which is Muslim, has already entered the EU. Bosnia has already entered the EU. 50% of its citizens are Muslims. Europe is in a predicament, & so is America. They should agree to become Islamic in the course of time, or else declare war on the Muslims."

On the other hand, it could just be syphilis:

"If Jesus were alive when Muhammad was sent, he would have followed him. All people must be Muslims. But since the holy texts that they read in Scandinavia are forged & call for hatred, they believe Muhammad is not their prophet. They drew Muhammad surrounded by veiled women, because of the veil worn by Muslim women. We expect them to draw Jesus surrounded by naked women, because Christian women are naked.  In Scandinavia women are naked. The holy texts of the West call for hatred, there is no doubt about it."

H/t Jane

Posted by Jeff at May 2, 2006 12:41 AM

Comments

He actually reminds me of Michael Jackson in that get-up. In any event, it's good to know that "The holy texts of the West call for hatred, there is no doubt about it."

Posted by: Redhand [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 2, 2006 05:25 AM

He's a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. He is telling us their long-range plans.

Posted by: Jenny at May 2, 2006 06:06 AM

You know what really pisses me off?

The Naked Chef. For once, a chef who doesn't look like Emeril LeGassi . . . and he's not naked.

Yeah. That makes you mad too, doesn't it?

Posted by: agent bedhead at May 2, 2006 06:43 AM

Do NOT image google "naked chef" - the results are disappointing, if not disturbing.

Posted by: Carin at May 2, 2006 07:41 AM

THANKS, of course I had to google it after that. Gross

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 2, 2006 10:18 AM

He's a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. He is telling us their long-range plans.

It's amazing how forthcoming they are about their plans to conquer and kill us, and yet no one in the West seems to be listening?

Posted by: Queer Conservative at May 2, 2006 10:30 AM

He actually reminds me of Michael Jackson in that get-up

And the military medals are just as authentic

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 2, 2006 01:55 PM

Man, Adam Ant has really gone to seed.

Posted by: dorkafork at May 2, 2006 04:19 PM

Hm. I don't get it, but I do get that I'm Scandanavian and oft naked, so he's right on one point anyway.

Posted by: Feisty at May 2, 2006 04:28 PM

He actually reminds me of Michael Jackson in that get-up.

All that's missing is the monkey.

Posted by: bobgirrl at May 2, 2006 04:42 PM

"'He actually reminds me of Michael Jackson in that get-up.'

All that's missing is the monkey."

And the little kid...

Posted by: Martin at Blogbat at May 2, 2006 06:27 PM

 
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