May 06, 2006
WILL THE FLEA PLEASE COME OUT OF THE CLOSET?
On the controversial subject of outing, I agree with the Jeff Gannon haters: it's a bad thing, except when it's not. And it's time to out that closeted Canuckistan fop known as the Flea. Oh sure, the preening mooselover purports to drool all over Angelina Jolie, but it's her accessories he wants, not her ass (much as bulldyke Rosie wishes she had Tom Cruise's strap-on). Items:
His obsession with gay icon Kylie Minogue: standard homo glam diva imprinting, much the way I wanted to grow up to be Chaka Khan
His mutual admiration society with blogger bombshell / #1 fag hag Sondra K
His indifference to hockey, like precious Canucklehead ice prancer Jeff Buttle ("I was never a huge hockey fan")
His fey wardrobe fetish, shoe menagerie, Judi Dench fixation, & addiction to trashy Eurodisco
His constant bitchy references to my generous life experience
I've had it. Enough is enough. This can't go on much longer. It's time to come out of your maple-pomander closet, Flea. As Nicole Kidman says, You're not fooling anybody.
See also Miss Homo Hag
Posted by Jeff at May 6, 2006 10:52 AM
Comments
Sondra K. is a fag hag? No wonder she buys my records, Mate.
Posted by: pete doherty at May 6, 2006 12:04 PM
Heh. I can hear Flea laughing all the way from there.
Posted by: CraigC at May 6, 2006 02:31 PM
Hey, I'm the fag hag here! I invited The Artist Formerly Known as MacStansbury to my blog, after all!
;-P
Posted by: Beth at May 6, 2006 02:45 PM
Actually, my sexual orientation is "goth" for census purposes. Though when photographed au naturelle I do bear a strong resemblance to Jeff Gannon.
Posted by: Flea at May 6, 2006 03:15 PM
Now is the time at the flea when we dance
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/002518.php
Posted by: Lars at May 6, 2006 03:43 PM
MacStan's teh gay????????????????
I'm tellin'!
oh
Posted by: SondraK at May 6, 2006 04:10 PM
BTW...I'm bringing my BA boxers to Europe :)
Where in Germany, Prague, Italy and maaaaybe France (Normandy on Memorial Day I hope) would you like a pic of me wearing them?
Posted by: SondraK at May 6, 2006 04:12 PM
Yes, Miss Thing, as I've been waiting a year for that pic, which could finally get me my first check from Cafe Press
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at May 6, 2006 04:35 PM
Sorry. I been working on my tan.
Posted by: SondraK at May 6, 2006 05:21 PM
Huh?
Flea was in the closet?
I'm confused - I just always assumed that all Canadians were gay.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at May 6, 2006 05:39 PM
Heh.
Posted by: Dave Munger at May 6, 2006 06:18 PM
Mac Stansbury's gay?
First!!!
Posted by: pete doherty at May 6, 2006 07:30 PM
What's wrong with Angelina's accessories? Those are nice guns, all four of 'em.
Posted by: Scorpius at May 6, 2006 07:49 PM
I will hear NOTHING of this unkindness to my sweet desert flower Sondrak.
Defend yourself, you dog! en GUARD senor! *swoosh shwish saaaawoooosh*!
Posted by: Antonio Banderas at May 6, 2006 08:46 PM
Pete??? *ahem* SECOND.
Posted by: SondraK at May 6, 2006 09:57 PM
Antonio!!! You teh dreamy!1!!
Posted by: SondraK at May 6, 2006 09:58 PM
Ok Ok alright I'm out absolutely outrageously utterrly outed!
Thank you. Good night.
Posted by: Jeff Gammon at May 7, 2006 03:42 AM
Angelina the Ice Princess.
Weird how the same bones have such different effect on her and her Dad Jon V.
Posted by: Bob at May 7, 2006 03:45 AM
Oh, Stansbury hasn't outted himself to you guys yet? I feel special now.
Posted by: Feisty at May 7, 2006 09:23 PM
Oh, please.
Dont'cha kinda have to have "the sex" in order to be "the gay?"
Posted by: MBG at May 8, 2006 09:40 AM
In a word, MBG: No.
But this is still extremely amusing.
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at May 8, 2006 08:12 PM
I'm thinking posts about elvish rainbows should be on the list.
Posted by: dorkafork at May 9, 2006 03:08 PM
