I sure hope you sent this to Michelle Malkin...she has got to be laughing her head off. Too funny.

Dear, we Joisyans dont consider ourselves as *a minority.* Geographically challenged is the prefered term.

Say, Mate, is that the bloody robot from those horrible Steve Gutenberg movies?

Sometimes I wonder about your own cyber status, Jeff, given your uncanny ability to find the weirdest pages on the Web. What the hell do you type into a search engine to find a post on "lip-smacking Filipinos"?

I'm just following orders

Those who question the existence of Michelle Malkin robots may be Michelle Malkin robots themselves.

She's still hot...

Maybe that accounts for her limited vocabulary - it seems totally incapable of saying a sentence that doesn't contain the word 'moonbat'

There is, however, a very clever filter device in her logic when she's pulled up on points of detail and truth - such things don't seem to register at all! Either that, or it's a case of a 'does not compute!' message flashing up and rendering it totally incapable of practicing what it preaches.

Hey, I'm married to a Filipina. Good Lord,
does Yoyodyne make a Malkin that comes with
a 36C bust size? You don't suppose... ?

I believe that's considered customization

Jeff, you're a genius! Thanks for keeping me in high spirits without the use of alcohol or drugs.

I believe that JAN has been reading Jeff while using alcohol and drugs.

Oh jesus, that's just my senile moonbat mother, who's soon going to find herself at the Nurse Diesel Institute for unruly relatives if she doesn't knock it off

Where can I order a Malkin model? I'm intrigued as to just where you change the batteries. The moonbat left might opt to use the android excuse for a certain silver spoon model, low batteries causing a car crash observed by capitol hill police officers. After all, that android comes from an iconic family of pristine driving records.

It must be lovely to pretend that us "moonbats" really have a problem with the fact that a minority might be intelligent, thereby, of course, obscuring the entirety of the issue in a stupid strawman argument.

Here's the problem with Malkin not authoring her own stuff, if indeed it is the case that she doesn't author her own stuff (and she has admitted that Jesse has played a role in some of it). Beyond the ethical problem of you don't have someone else write something then put your name on it, that is.

A white person who had links to white supremacist websites like VDare, who spouted white supremacist fantasies like reconquista and advanced the notion that we should pretty much lock up all brown people, not to mention posted random racist posts like Malkin's yesterday which assumed that somehow all members of gangs must be Latino and must therefore be illegal immigrants, would not get airtime in the mainstream media. Why? Because white supremacists don't get airtime in the mainstream media. Because they're stupid. And because they get laughed at. But if you have, say, an Asian person spout all the white supremacist nonsense and ally herself with white supremacist groups, then, well, she can't be a white supremacist, can she? So the problem with the idea that Jesse might be behind some of what Michelle writes isn't that an Asian person isn't smart enough to write white supremacist claptrap - it's that the only way to get white supremacist claptrap written by a white person airtime is to have it be said by an Asian person instead. That's the issue us "moonbats" have with the possibility Michelle isn't really responsible for all of what Michelle says.

Zzzzzzzzz......

(Actually, I'm impressed you took the point that moonbats' response to Malkin is remarkably sexist, akin to their racist jibes at Condi. But then no one has a more condescending view of minorities than liberals...)

BWAHAHAHA! Alex- you're an idiot and a racist...

"Hannity & Hot Air"

Beautiful!

"racist

adj 1: based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks" 2: discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion [syn: antiblack, anti-Semitic, anti-Semite(a)] n : a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others [syn: racialist]"

Boy, squirrel, I'd love to hear your explanation as to how my saying white supremacists - that is, racists - are stupid and wrong makes me fit the dictionary.com definition given above.

How about "bore"?

Is she made in Korea?:
http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt.htm

Bore? Well, now, I think that's a description of me we can all get behind!

See, I do have a sense of humor. And actually, I think your post is quite funny - I just don't think it's at all accurate, and unfortunately the idea that liberals don't believe Malkin writes her own stuff because she's an Asian woman seems to be accepted in the right blogosphere without so much as a brief questioning of whether we might have some other motives. I just wanted to question it for a moment.

Alex, I've never read such babbled gibberish before...
Jeff, you've caught on. Actually all of us Jerseyians are androids, except for those close to New York...they're handpuppets.

I thought something was up when I watched her online news reports

I have my suspicions about Nancy Grace too...

Malkin - that is, the one on the right photo -looks like she could be the sister of Angela Perez Baraquio, the first Asian Miss America (2001) who is of Filipino descent.

and of course Bill never helped Hillary write a speech, that would be UNETHICAL.

Androids, huh? Its starting to make sense...I was wondering how they all got their forcythia to bloom on the same day.

Good news! Or should I say, Kismet! This means we can make about 20,000 more Michelle Malkins and put them on the border to do the jobs no American politician wants to do ;)

How long before the Michelle Malkin droids turn up on either Howard Stern or HBO's Real Sex?

Sorry guys, I'm just not interested in a Malkin android. Really expensive, too much maintenance, might actually best me in an argument...

But a Malkin inflatable...

(Rimshot!). OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!... Someone went there! And now he's banned for life!

;)

Hey how did you know that about eating with their mouths

I;ve got one here and I have wear a raincoat to dinner. Man she even likes to talk with her mouth full. Especially with her mouth full.

But Michelle Malkin is Kool.
Don't knock her, man. She rocks. She needs our support.

How about "bore"?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Dearest Mike in Santa Cruz: Is it something common to the queer culture when gay men suddenly begin to squeel like school girls -- heavily pronouning thier S's whenever the first chords of a Pet Shop Boys song begins to play over The Abbey's loudspeakers?

Furthermore...is it rude for me to laugh at them?

Here's the problem Alex. Your dictionary.com definition of Racism does not apply to Malkin's writings. Simply because she does not follow your ideologue driven lefty wankfest, does not make her a racist. Please show me an explicit racist comment by Malkin, rather then one you interpret to be racist because of your partisan, delusion filled ill feeling towards this Asian woman who doesn't act like an Asian woman 'should'.

Can't do that? Didn't think so, now fuck off back to your tired, conspiracy filled corner of the internet where Michelle Malkin actually instigated 9/11 with her secret army of Asian Republican Minatours. You're a hack Alex, and until you can furnish us with a convincing argument apart from drug induced ramblings about white power puppetmasters, you'll remain one.

who spouted white supremacist fantasies like reconquista

The Klan is pro-reconquista? Great googly moogly! I would never have guessed that.

Beyond the ethical problem of you don't have someone else write something then put your name on it, that is.

Umm, hmm. To this standard, someone should alert the justices of the United States Supreme Court, whose clerks routinely write opinions to which the justices affix their own names.

If he would leave the self alone,
Apollo's welcome to the throne,
Fasces and falcons;
He loves to rule, has always done it;
The earth would soon, did Hermes run it,
Be like Miss Malkins. - Auden

Was Auden a Democrat or a conservative? It seems from this (slightly paraphased) poem that even he had a fascination for MM.