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April 14, 2006

URBAN LEGENDS: WILD DOG PACK TAKES DOWN ALLIGATOR

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A reader sends this picture, from one of those annoying chain emails, which purports to show a wild dog pack taking down an alligator, & questions its authenticity. My immediate reaction is skepticism. Can a dog pack really take down an alligator? Quite the contrary, as the reverse is often the case.

I am aware of no alligator or crocodile species with a lemon yellow stripe. It's possible the creature in the photo is a caiman, the juveniles of which are yellow with black spots, but then where are the black spots? A gavial is another possibility, but, as they are largely aquatic & confined to the Indian subcontinent, unlikely.

My guess is the photo depicts a cephalopod, probably a squid. In the sea, squid are extremely aggressive & do hunt in packs, but this one appears to have been out of the water for some time. Most likely its carcass washed ashore, & as dogs' fondness for calamari is well-known, we can conclude the photo has been staged, & is a fake.

See also Cephalopods in a Blanket

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Posted by Jeff at April 14, 2006 07:04 AM

Comments

Save the cephalopods!!! How much longer can we tolerate these random acts of violence?

Posted by: phin at April 14, 2006 08:14 AM

I am aware of no species of alligator that has fur.

Posted by: bobgirrl at April 14, 2006 09:20 AM

Good point

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at April 14, 2006 09:35 AM

Thats not an alligator, THATS BABY BOP!!!!

Posted by: Jane at April 14, 2006 09:43 AM

GOOD!!!! And that shit-eating purple dinosaur is NEXT!

Posted by: beautifulatrocities at April 14, 2006 09:50 AM

Such a cute photo. I vote no, the dogs cannot take an aligator. I own a Rhodesian Ridgeback and she is supposed to hunt lions. Lions. Yet, if the wind takes a simple plastic bag near her, she gets all scared.

Posted by: Queer Beacon at April 14, 2006 10:38 AM

"As dogs' fondness for calamari is well known..."

One more example of how life in the Bay Area continues to warp your perspective.

Posted by: utron at April 14, 2006 12:58 PM

The guy in the middle? Hand him over!

Posted by: TC Lynch at April 14, 2006 01:14 PM

I am aware of no species of alligator that has fur.

That doesn't necessarily mean that no such species exists. I think I've got you there.

Posted by: dorkafork at April 14, 2006 01:24 PM

My Basset Hound was bred for hunting wabbits. But he's a-scared of lil spiders.

Posted by: serpentineshel at April 15, 2006 06:13 AM

Looks Cthulhuvian to me.

Posted by: ForNow [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 15, 2006 11:13 AM

 
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