Hannidate.

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Jesus Fucking Christ.

I know. Can't he just flog air purifiers like Dr Laura?

I can't stop laughing

I'm not sure which is more bizarre, the fact that Sean Hannity has a dating service or the fact that people are signing up for it.

Incidentally, Jeff, so far no eligible females within 500 miles of me have signed up, so you're not alone in your frustration. Well, actually you're very alone. But you know what I mean.

This post is great.

Have you tried Gannondate?

Located within 500 miles? But Santiago is 6000 miles from Oakland.

(It's 82 degrees here.)

I see the problem - you're insisting on seeing photos.

Only trolls don't post photos

So many possible explanations for this:

1) No one is lame enough to sign up for dating site run by Sean Hannity.

2) Given that Jeff is from the Bay Area, no one within 500 miles would sign up for a dating site run by Sean Hannity.

3) The search criteria is Male seeking Male (ahem...Utron) and thus a filthy liberal perversion.

4) Conservatives are too ugly/stuck-up to include pictures in their profiles.

Is there a bigger A-hole on the right side of the political spectrum than this Goatse? Answer: No, there isn't. This ranks right up there with Sean's nauseating "The Hannitization of America" sthick a few years ago when he was just getting started on talk radio.

But perhaps the most déclassé part of his radio broadcast is that Dolly Partonesque, trailer trash anthem, "Judgment Day," which is played at the beginning of his show, even though it does give the listener a hint of the intellectual content of what will follow.

Sean Hannity: Conservatism for morons.

Savage & O'Reilly have integrity, & are fairly independent & libertarian. Savage is also unhinged about gays. Tammy Bruce & Laura Ingraham are good

Jason, you nincompoop, "Men Seeking Men" is Jeff's search criterion, not mine.

In reality, of course, neither one of us would date anyone we met through Hannity's web site. Me, I'm going to sign up with the Star Jones Dating Service and watch my in-basket fill up with offers that can't be refused from women who are large and in charge.

I could probably meet some hot homos on Star Jones' dating service, if you know what I mean & I think you do

I checked out the release form. Does that mean you can only use the site if you sign that release form? What if you just don't want to have your dates audiotaped?

Otherwise, I'll all up for a conservative dating site. I put on my Jdate profile that I'm right wing, and I think that scares of 99% of the men there. As a right leaning Jewish woman, I just don't understand why so many Jews lean left. Oh well.

Yeah, Jeff, I see your point. Maybe Huffington Post has a lonely hearts service that will match me up with some moonbat cuties. No, wait....

I wonder why the Daily Kos hasn't branched out

The only Fox newsguy more nauseating than Sean Hannity is Bill O'Reilly.

Bloviating assholes.

Savage is unhinged about more than just gays. I can't listen to him.

Oh, and that title is just da bomb.

I see you're plagiarizing my personal ads now Jeff. Shame.

The thing about Hannity is that he's such a nonentity. Gives new meaning to "empty suit."

O'Reilly actually believes his own crap but the problem is he's a nitwit. Savage is just ANGRY ALL THE TIME. I like Tammy Bruce, tho.

I like it when Savage starts screaming. You can it's not an act, & you wonder, Is he going to drop dead right here right now?

I encourage you to do what I did, just check out the ads in the back of Soldier of Fortune. The magazine.

Nice thread for commenting on the public side of the broadcast right.

Rush Limbaugh is complete self-parody at this point, though he maybe doesn't realize it. I can take about two minutes of him at a time.

Michael Savage is what his name suggests: a savage.

Mark Levin, the author of Men in Black is a screamer who sounds like Goebbels, and I'm not exaggerating. Truly sickening to listen to, no matter how supposedly smart he is.

I guess the only conservative talk type I really like is Laura Ingraham. Smart, with a sense of humor. Can't say I've heard Tammy Bruce.

It's not just you Jeff. A large percentage of women are either hugely liberal, or are the Religious Right. I've heard that there are two existing heterosexual libertarianish women, but I've never met either of them. But, yeah, my selection is probably less limited than yours I guess.

I say we get Savage and Mike Malloy into a sound studio together and chain them to their chairs and then we can make a betting pool on which one strokes out first on their angry, paranoid screamings first.

I listen to a lot of talk radio, just not any of those guys.

Hugh Hewitt, Michael Medved, Dennis Prager, Bill Bennett. Each one of them is smart, sober, respectful and actually interested in ideas.

Much more entertaining than just listening to someone vent into a mic.

Everybody's forgetting LARRY ELDER! He's just the best.

Sean H. seems to take boring pills just to make sure he doesn't accidentally become interesting.

Micheal Savage is INDIGNANT THAT [click, I'm on to the next thing]

Maybe if Sean lost some of the Lace-curtain Irish airs, eschewed manicures and mousse, and downed a few pints of Guiness, (and really knew what he was talking about,) he might eventually shape up to someone worth listening to...

Savage gives me heartburn.

Larry Elder, Dennis Prager, Mike Medved, Hugh Hewitt are all about actual ideas. For entertainment, John&Ken are just oodles of fun.

Don't feel too bad - I'm a female and had to go to 500 miles + to get any profiles...

Oh - female looking for male... which should get me lots and lots of profiles.

(No, I didn't sign up.)

What do you have against the over-80 set, Jeff? After all, it may yet prove to have worked for Anna Nicole Smith. Of course, you'd have to go all gay and consent to doing the marriage thing....

I only like Savage because he reminds me of Frank Costanza. SERENETY NOW!!!