From the topmost post:

So stay tuned, let's see how hard and long Nancy rides this horse. My bet is she will ride it like a nymphomaniac meth addict would ride a smokable penis.

I just want to pre-emptively state categorically that I do NOT write this website. ;-)

That is the best blog name I have ever read.

Have you ever noticed that Nancy looks a bit like Tori Spelling?

Awesome. Totally awesome!