January 24, 2006
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T CALL ROSIE A CLAM BUMPER?
Posted by Jeff at January 24, 2006 12:59 PM
Comments
No, you can't, you buttpirate.
Posted by: EssEm at January 24, 2006 01:07 PM
Clam Bumper...Rosie...the imagery...help!
Posted by: Solomon at January 24, 2006 01:08 PM
Well, can I say snatch scuba?
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 24, 2006 01:14 PM
Clam bumper, snatch scuba, Rosie imagery...., uh ...
I'd rather see more "while you slept soundly"
Posted by: wfoster at January 24, 2006 02:22 PM
Permission to clarify, Rear Admiral. Common sense means that when GLAAD uses Jesse Jackson/PUSH tactics, you should tell them to go piss up a rope. Simple human decency means never, ever referring to Rosie O'Donnell's sex life. Pasolini used less disturbing imagery in Salo, for God's sake.
Posted by: utron at January 24, 2006 02:49 PM
"Fish taco"?
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 24, 2006 05:09 PM
Furry gully yodeller?
Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 24, 2006 05:36 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by: agent bedhead at January 24, 2006 08:23 PM
Enough!!!!!
Posted by: Patrick at January 24, 2006 10:53 PM
Damnit, Jeff! If I can't that image out of my head, you're paying for my lobotomy!!
Posted by: DJM at January 24, 2006 11:09 PM
This will help get rid of Rosie O’Donnell from everyone's mind: Rosanne Bar.
As for me, I’m thinking Rose McGowan ;-)
Posted by: Martin at Blogbat at January 25, 2006 12:00 AM
I would say that Rosie enjoys either:
1) A plate of Fish Cobbler
or
2) A box lunch
Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at January 25, 2006 05:32 AM
I still count the day Rosie declared her butchie bonafides as one of the happiest in my life, because I had been telling Mom (a near-religious fan of Rosie's show) for years she was a dyke, and the whole Tom Cruise thing was just the two of them sharing beards. Mom would hear none of it, considering O'Donnell a paradigm of what all good Irish lassies could achieve....
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at January 25, 2006 06:29 AM
As a straight man, I feel left out. We need some derogatory terms for straight men and women. That way we can all be equally offended and not feel guilty about using them. For the life of me I can’t think of one witty enough to post right now.
Posted by: Bram at January 25, 2006 10:03 AM
As a straight guy, I thought BREEDER was the ultimate derogatory term until a gay co-worker told me that there are more. But he won't tell me what they are. He just grins.
Posted by: Gary at January 25, 2006 11:38 AM
While it's not overly creative, I still, as I have for a furry coon's age, just call her Rosie O'Carpetmuncher.
Posted by: Feisty at January 25, 2006 06:57 PM
Ah, good old predictable Rosie. Slams Bush while she slams bush.
Posted by: Attmay at January 25, 2006 08:25 PM
Oh. My.
Posted by: Rae at January 25, 2006 09:00 PM
Hey ass-pirate, you gonna author another post, oh, I dunno, maybe sometime this CENTURY?
Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 25, 2006 09:06 PM
And don't you all want to know what gets caught in that catcher's mitt of hers?
Posted by: Rosie's Dildo at January 26, 2006 10:27 AM
‘Breeder’ is not bad. Those who have read Larry Niven's books should especially get the meaning.
Posted by: Bram at January 26, 2006 10:31 AM
