January 29, 2006
CITIZEN SUPERSTAR
Globetrotting citizen / superstar Cindy Sheehan says
she'll run for Senate against Dianne Feinstein if the bitch
doesn't toe the line & call the troops home yesterday! Apparently that Idiotarian of the Year award went straight to her head. Cindy's already
got DiFi jumping around like a trained seal: when she threatened
to run if Di didn't support a filibluster, Di immediately
fell in line. You go, girl!
In
between bullying senators &
slipping the tongue to Hugo Chavez, Cindy
posted her latest
scribbles at Huff Post about ‘matriots’, which is not a kind of marsupial
but patriots with ovaries. Cindy's screed - which includes the words
sputum, nefariously, matriotic, & spit - makes a stunning point:
"There is one universal truth that no one can dispute no matter how hard they try: Everyone has a mother!"
Sadly, not everyone has shizzle.
While
millions of women may be running to their hairdressers barking "Gimme the
Cindy!" (aka Pageboys for Peace), below the
neck Cindy still looks like the
mange. She doesn't even have a signature look, an absolute
necessity if you're going to be a citizen / Senator / superstar.
BONUS: NSA wiretap of Cindy Sheehan phoning Janaene Garofalo from Venezuela
See also Cindy Sheehan: I'm Still Here, Dammit!; Amor Latino!; Cindy Cymmetry; President Cindy
UPDATE: Click for Cindy!
Posted by Jeff at January 29, 2006 12:10 AM
Comments
It's also an indisputable truth that we all need oxygen to breathe.
I'm starting to resent that she's taking up too much of it.
Posted by: agent bedhead at January 29, 2006 09:20 AM
I actually don't think she's using much at all, or at least some of it might have gone to her brain by now.
Mother Shehan, Daywalker!
Posted by: EssEm at January 29, 2006 09:28 AM
May I quote the Great One in her HuffPo dribble?
When we all know that patriotism in the US means: exploiting others' love for country by sending them and their children off to sacrifice for my bank balance!
What the Hell are you talking about Cindy? Who is this "my"? The term is never defined. I'm fairly certain the soldiers of this country aren't running off to war to make Cindy Sheehan rich and famous.
She also comes out against the pledge of allegiance and teaching children the Star Spangled Banner. Always a sign one is a great patriot and a great baseball fan too.
This writing reminds me of the fecally-smeared screeds I used to wipe off the walls of the padded room in the psychiatric hospital I worked at. Just plain nuts.
Posted by: Feisty at January 29, 2006 03:10 PM
I know. Isn't it wonderful? Let's give her a little more rope & let her run for Senate ;p
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 29, 2006 03:12 PM
I voted for the Mao Tse Tung. What a surprise to find after voting the majority picked the Mullah Omar. But really, it makes perfect sense since most reasonable people would rather not see Mother Sheehan's ugly mug.
Posted by: JanetC at January 29, 2006 04:20 PM
Well, Cindy does say the Afghan War was an evil imperialist venture, so it would be fitting. I assume burqas come in one-size-fits-all?
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 29, 2006 04:31 PM
My money is still on the clinton/belafonte ticket in '08.
Posted by: Dadzilla at January 30, 2006 12:16 AM
you added that Granafolo (that is NOT missppelled) just for me, didn't ya?
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin/Hathaway's Ho at January 30, 2006 07:36 AM
I just wonder if this means that Huffing-Puffington and Sheehan are anti-abortion ;-).
BTW, Omar all the way; while the Björk look is suitably freaky, it reveals far, far too much - and no goose alive or dead would be caught either way wrapped around Sheehan's androgyny. Mau is a close second, because it definitely is the outfit that fits the attitude, but it still has that much-too-revealing hole at the top.
Posted by: Martin at Blogbat at January 30, 2006 07:38 AM
et tu, June?
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin/Hathaway's Ho at January 30, 2006 08:05 AM
BTW: IT"S NO PANTS MONDAY!
(thought you outta know....)
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin/Hathaway's Ho at January 30, 2006 08:08 AM
Whoever posted Cindy and cameltoe in the same sentence owes me a new keyboard. I got the vomit cleaned off, but it still reeks... though not as much as she does.
Posted by: tomlynk at January 30, 2006 09:55 AM
God bless Cindy, now she can tell everyone that we went to Afganistan for OIL!
Whadda you mean they don't have any oil, oh yeah, we went there for the gems (Dorothy needs her ruby slippers).
I got her slogan all ready. I am running for senate so others can freely oppress their own people.
Posted by: David
at January 30, 2006 10:04 AM
Oh for the love of God, I hope this sanctimonious sociopath makes a run for it. It's a win-win situation for those of us in CA: either she completely pulls a Dean and self-destructs in humiliation, or she actually wins the damned thing and gives people one more reason not to move here and clog up my f*cking freeways!
Either way, I win!!! Run Cindy, you silly-ass broad, RUN!!!
Eric in Hollywood
Posted by: HollywoodNeoCon
at January 30, 2006 10:11 AM
Exactly! Imagine if she challenges DiFi - our only semi-sane Senator - how Di will suddenly have to kiss the ass of the whack-job Left (or is that redundant these days?)
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 30, 2006 10:14 AM
Pluses of a Cindy Sheehan campaign:
1. Innumeable photo ops, with opportunities for caption contests
2. Endless source of blogging material.
3. Hugo gets to waste yet another $30,000,000.
I look forward to it!
Posted by: Fausta at January 30, 2006 10:21 AM
Am I the only one who thinks those Slava Zaitsev slingbacks are appalling?
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 30, 2006 10:30 AM
Jeff,
You're a riot, bud. I can't quit laughing.
(By the way, the Mullah Omar design is obviously the correct choice.)
Posted by: Paul at January 30, 2006 10:33 AM
still sans pants.
Film (I bloody well SWEAR!) at eleven.
You've been warned.
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin/Hathaway's Ho at January 30, 2006 10:43 AM
I don't know anyone who has never lost a child to war can have anything but absolute, unconditional love for this woman.
Posted by: Liberal Larry at January 30, 2006 11:08 AM
"There is one universal truth that no one can dispute no matter how hard they try: Everyone has a mother!"
Apparently, she didn't consult with Plan Parenthood yet.
Posted by: topsecretk9 at January 30, 2006 11:47 AM
I was one of the majority vote for the Mullah Omar, although that Gaultier outfit is so hideous that it must be making a political statement.
On Cindy running for the Senate, I have to quote Dennis Miller on one of Ross Perot's presidential runs: "Go for it! Set the controls for the heart of the sun, you demented troll! Kawabunga!!"
Posted by: utron at January 30, 2006 12:10 PM
I HAVE that Gaultier frock & it's da bomb. But for her Capitol swearing in, I want Cindy in that Slava Zaitsev frock, altho without the lame-ass shoes
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 30, 2006 12:17 PM
I HAVE that Gaultier frock & it's da bomb.
Jeff, m'dear, I worry sometimes.
I am picturing Cindy in the ditch wearing that Vivienne Westwood thing. That would be...er....good for the Republican party.
Posted by: Feisty at January 30, 2006 02:43 PM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Michellealanche! Again.
Posted by: CraigC at January 30, 2006 05:28 PM
When Sheehan runs for Senate, what's the anti-Sheehan website gonna be called? "www.spankthegrievingmomma.com"?
But seriously, there are matriarchical words that already have mother them, like "matrix" and "matrimony". We don't her dimestore, poetry slammin' postmodern take on "patriot".
Posted by: Jeremiah at January 30, 2006 08:18 PM
Congrats, BA, I notice Malkin has linked you on this one.
Posted by: Jeremiah at January 30, 2006 08:27 PM
Senate?
Bah. Small potatoes.
CINDY FOR PRESIDENT!
Slogan: "We have to destroy the USA to save it!"
Posted by: Jim C. at January 30, 2006 08:44 PM
"I don't know anyone who has never lost a child to war can have anything but absolute, unconditional love for this woman." - Larry the Liberal
Larry, I was named after my father's best friend who was killed attempting to save several wounded in Vietnam (killed, by the way, by your good friends the Vietcong). I and my father, and everyone else think Cindy's a nutzoid. The next time you plan to speak authoritatively on matters concerning the lives of soldiers' families, you might better do your homework first; we hate for you to look so silly.
Posted by: Martin at Blogbat at January 30, 2006 09:19 PM
HAYY!! THAT HOAR NEEDS A MULLU OMARR SUIT SO SHE KIN COVER UP HER UGGLYASS FACE AND THAT HAIR LAWDY LARD!!!!!111!! AND HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MAKE UP BUTT NO SO SHE OTTA BE COVORED FROM HER LIL ACORN HEAD DOWN TO HER FAT DONUT ANKEL'S!!! AND HER STANKY ASS BEAR FEET THAY GOT MUD IN THEM NARLY TOE'S SO SHE NEED BOOT'S NOT NO DAMN SLINGER BACK'S!!!!11! I THANK I NEED TO TRY TO GIVE HER FUGLY OL MAN LOOKIN ASS A MAKE OVOR AGIN BUTT LAST TIME I TRYED ME AND PRESSTIN GOT IN A FITE WITH ALLA THEM DAM DITCH HIPPY'S SO IT AINT WORKED OUT. WELL MAYBE NEXT TIME!!! BUTT IF NOT THEN IT IS THE BLACK GOAST LOOKIN THANG AND WITH THEM SCAREY BEEDY EYE'S COVERED TO!!!! LAWDY LORD!!!!
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U SHOOD CLICK ON LIBRUL LARRYS BLOGG LINK AND U KIN UNNERSTAND HIM BETTOR. RILLY!!! ;-)
LOVE
BEULAH MAE!!!!
Posted by: BEULAH MAE!!!! at February 1, 2006 08:28 PM

