November 16, 2005
THE BEAUTIFUL ATROCITIES INTERVIEW: BRAD PITT ON DAMES
Beautiful Atrocities: So tell me, dude, what happened with Jennifer?
Brad Pitt: Seriously? I couldn't take
the constant Bush-bashing.
Bush lied, Rove did it, Gitmo Gitmo Gitmo, all day long.
BA: Not sexy.
Pitt: Your man comes home after a hard day with Julia Roberts, he
doesn't want to hear a rant about Scooter Libby.
BA: I take it
Jennifer's Israeli
peace accord didn't pan out?
Pitt: Let it go, dude.
BA: But you have a history with gibbering moonbats. Gwyneth Paltrow--
Pitt: Oh Jesus God, what a Total Eclipse of the Fun that wench is!
She hates Bush, she hates America,
now she hates England. She's
allergic to fun!
BA: You also dated Juliette Lewis,
who's a raving Scientologist.
Pitt: Is this off the record?
BA: Of course.
Pitt: Sometimes it's just a hot piece of ass, okay?
BA: Now you're with Angelina,
who said Bush's reelection was heartbreaking.
Pitt: Look, I don't date bimbos.
BA: Yes you do.
Pitt: Okay, but Angelina's
not like those others.
BA: You're 43, she's 30 - aren't you worried she'll ditch you for a
younger guy?
Pitt: Nope.
BA: Will there be a sequel to Mr. & Mrs. Smith?
Pitt: I'm not old.
BA: I never said you were.
Pitt: Although she did make Alexander with
Colin Farrell.
BA: Who's 29.
Pitt: And now she's making a film with Matt Damon...
BA: 36.
Pitt: ...
BA: Hello?
Pitt: Does this make me look fat?
See also A Message from Jennifer Aniston
Posted by Jeff at November 16, 2005 06:35 AM
Comments
What puzzles me about Brad is how few females he has actually been banging. If I had going on what he's got goin on, Jeesh, I'd be cutting a swath thru the population that would make the parting of the Red Sea look like a paper cut. But that's just me.
Posted by: EssEm at November 16, 2005 08:07 AM
Gotta love an honest man-whore, Essem.
BTW, I'm so happy to see BA up and rolling again. One of my favorite sites, honestly.
Posted by: Syd at November 16, 2005 08:22 AM
One must admit that Brad looks damn fine for 43.
Not that there's anything wrong with 43.
Posted by: sadie at November 16, 2005 09:33 AM
Wife used to love Aniston until the breakup. "He's a real guy. How could she dump him?"
ME: "Umm, maybe cause he's a slut-about asshole. And he's about as tough as a stand-in's stunt."
Wife: "What about 'Fight Club' and his other movies?
ME: "Jeez, you kidding? We got a cat than can kick that jerk's ass. Tell him to stick to fly fishing and maybe every guy I know wouldn't be happy to meet him in an alley."
Wife: "An alley, you say..."
ME: "Don't go there, mommy!"
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at November 16, 2005 10:42 AM
60 is the new Old
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at November 16, 2005 11:33 AM
Just so you know, I'm totally stealing that "Total Eclipse of the Fun" bit.
I (heart) Jeff.
Posted by: Margi at November 16, 2005 12:43 PM
Brad doesn't do anything for me.
Does that make me weird?
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at November 16, 2005 02:04 PM
RWS: Not in my book, it doesn't. He's not my type, either. Gimme a hot Latino anyday. Andy Garcia? Yum.
Posted by: Margi at November 16, 2005 02:07 PM
He doesn't do it for me either, too skinny.
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at November 16, 2005 02:08 PM
the only movie i ever thought he was hot in was
A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT. course it didn't hurt that it was redfords voice. didn't really remember him specifically ( i only remember the part he played) in thelma and louise and legends of the fall was not sexy.
Posted by: lola at November 16, 2005 04:56 PM
I'd hit it (if I weren't married, of course).
Posted by: Attila Girl at November 17, 2005 01:25 AM
Me too, attagirl. But only when he's got that 5:00 shadow thing goin on. And not that blonde hair crap.
And he wouldn't be allowed to talk much.
(glad this blog is back)
Posted by: serpentineshel at November 19, 2005 08:27 AM