November 30, 2005
PEACE MOONBEAM GOES TO FRANCE
From the Peace Moonbeam Chronicles, in which our drippy heroine goes to Paris to heal the French intifada:
"When we reached the parking lot we found they had burned our rental car into something that looked like a charcoal briquette. After renting another car, we headed out. While better than the first car, the interior of this one still smelled like a diseased yak marinated in urine. No wonder they like burning these things. We no sooner arrived at our destination than a mob came rushing towards us! They looked just like the angry Palestinians you see on TV only with sweaters tied around their shoulders & really stylish haircuts. In hindsight, trying to placate these marauding Euro-Jihadists by yelling that we were Americans, not French, probably wasn’t the greatest idea ever.
"With the sound of our burning car exploding behind us & the mob at our heels shouting Allah Akbar, we ran for our lives until we came to a gendarme. Screaming for help, we ran inside only to have the officers on duty throw themselves sobbing at our feet while several others waved crude white flags fashioned from what appeared to be their underwear. The rioters came in & pummeled us all before heading to the parking lot to burn the police cars. While we weren’t able to bring an end to this conflict, we still have enjoyed the beauty of Paris, at least what little we can see through the thick clouds of acrid black smoke."
Posted by Jeff at November 30, 2005 06:16 AM
Comments
She does great work, doesn't she?
Posted by: Dodger at December 2, 2005 03:35 PM
