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November 29, 2005

CAN'T YOU IDIOTS TAKE A JOKE?

banv28.jpg Recently, several people were upset by a British news report that Bush planned to bomb Al Jazeera, an action some viewed as a bad thing. Do you agree? Who do you think Bush should bomb?

The BBC
New York Times editorial offices
Pajamas Media
PBS telethons (preferably carpet-bombing)
Nancy Grace's ass
Lifetime Television for Women
That phreaky Sabado Gigante show
Maximum Broadway Showtunes Radio
Munuviana
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See also Please Don't Bomb Us!

Posted by Jeff at November 29, 2005 12:41 AM

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Sabado Gigante is terrifying. One time there was a lady sticking her hand in Spaghetti through a wall and screaming and two short men dressed as tooth ferries or something were chasing around a sixteen year old girl in a bikini; during all of which that fat guy in the tux was speaking Spanish like the Alice in Wonderland caterpillar on meth. After that segment, osterich rodeo in your underwear at the other end of the commercial break seemed pretty normal.

Posted by: jc at November 29, 2005 01:16 AM

Munuviana

Say what? Do you know how hard it is to get your deposit back after you get bombed? Let me tell you, it ain't easy!

Bomb those PBS dudes, they're used to getting bombed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 29, 2005 03:40 AM

Damn, this was a hard choice between "New York Times editorials offices", "Nancy Grace's ass", and Lifetime.

I don't really care about "Sabado Gigante" either. But just don't bomb "Caliente." Yow.

Posted by: j.d. at November 29, 2005 08:51 AM

No Daily Kosbat? Huff post?

Actually, he should bomb Al Jazeera. I fail to see how bombing our enemies is a bad thing. But, then, I am not part of the "insanity based community."

Posted by: William Teach at November 29, 2005 08:53 AM

Some worthy candidates on that list. I wound up picking Lifetime, but only because you failed to include the Oxygen Channel. And hands off Sabado Gigante! Some of that stuff is so terrible, it's nearly art.

Posted by: utron at November 29, 2005 09:17 AM

Hahaha,Pajamas... sounds like a media company founded by dirty old grandpa.

=darwin

Posted by: Darwin at November 29, 2005 10:09 AM

Pajamas... sounds like a media company founded by dirty old grandpa.

Well...

Posted by: Patrick at November 29, 2005 11:03 AM

Tough choices! Like those 2 hells to choose from cartoons. I had to go with PBS, though. I might have to vote again from the office tomorrow. The NYT is too bloody entertaining these days, you know. Reading MoDo alone means I burn several hundred calories laughing my darling bum off.

Posted by: Miss O'Hara at November 29, 2005 07:12 PM

How about not bombing anyone?

Bombing is economically stupid. Why not choose smartly?

Posted by: Ed Darrell at December 6, 2005 07:48 PM

 
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