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August 15, 2005

GIRDLES FOR GITMO™

gdljl17.jpgBeautiful Atrocities announces our Girdles for Gitmo™ underwear drive. Show your support for America by donating your most uncomfortable underwear suitable for torturing humiliating Islamoterrorists at Gitmo: painful underwire bras, scratchy old pantyhose, hydraulic-press girdles, butt-flosser micro-panties, & those tired old jockstraps that are just way too small. Happily, a number of well-known America boosters have already donated some of their favorite private-wear:

Ted Kennedy   Big-cup bra by Goddess & Firm Control Hi-Waist Long Leg Girdle with Seat Lift (waterproof)
     
Paul Krugman   Brasilia Tummy-flattening Lycra Pantyhose with Tanga Panty
     
Andrew Sullivan   Lipp Service Cheerleader Wannabe Halter Corset with removable garter straps & Power-glute stretch tricot ruffled panties
     
Michael Moore   Jungle Heat Tank Swimsuit by Delta Burke
     
Barbara Boxer   Venotrain Medical Compression Stockings
     
Al Franken   Adjustable Hernia Truss & Adult Bib
     
Nancy Pelosi   Crepe Suzette Light Cotton Drawstring Bloomers
     
Dick Durbin   Coloplast Drip Collector for Light Bladder Control
     
Helen Thomas   Prevail Protective Underwear
     
John Kerry   Butt For You Padded Boxer Briefs with Choice of Pad Size: Colt or Stallion
     
Maureen Dowd   Durable Chastity Belt
     
Garry Trudeau   Mr. Bra Men's Prosthetic Nipples
     
Hillary Clinton   Men's Hernia Brief for Perspiration-free Comfort
     
Charles Schumer   One-Size-Fits-All Crotchless Vibrating Panties
     
Molly Ivins   Velocity Women's Full Wetsuit with Hydrostretch Panels
     
Linda Ronstadt   Steel-belted underwire minimizer bra
     
Barney Frank   Pink Cradle V-Strip Magic Club Wear
     
Juan Cole   Autographed Beautiful Atrocities Boxer Shorts
     
Gore Vidal   Value-Brief Plus-Sized Adult Diapers

Inspired by the only Tammy Bruce

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