Oh my.

Yuk - bad, Jeff, bad. You have to sit in timeout :p

That was so funny, I almost hurt myself.

Hysterical! (literally and figuratively).

Y r'nt u a $1,000,000 a week comedian ??? LMFAO,
yer gud, dang'd gud...PS if u r a 1m a wk comic
already how do find time 2 blog ???

Oowwwwwww!

I think that is what the babelfish is Michelle Malkin's ear/ass heard. This is hysterical. Great stuff. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks!

I'm outraged! Would you have treated Doris Day htis way? In her prime? I think NOT!

Doris was a fag hag, like Arianna

You are a bad bad boy.

oops! premature posting!

You are a bad bad boy.

but a very funnie one!!

Oh, dear.

I just don't understand. Jeff, what do you find so attractive about Hell? Is it the year-round central heating? The fact that it's run like a health spa? What possesses you to post things like this?

That's like asking if I want to go to the dive bar or the country club. I pick the dive bar

What's a dive bar?

A really seedy, dirty bar; sometimes dangerous, often with a trouble-making clientelle. Almost always in the "bad" part of town.

Lots of fun, actually.

Don't encourage her. She knows exactly what it is

I did not!! Sounds like a biker bar to me though.

RWS,

I can testify that I've had some of the best of times at dive-bars. Just make sure you pee before you go....I've never ventured into the bathrooms.

I can't breathe!

I trust this one's destined for your "Greatest Hits" section. Guess we can consider you a real "South Park Conservative" now. Oh STOP IT! STOP It! ;-)

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

To really achieve Southparkness, one of us would have to die every episode and I believe it would go something like this:

"Oh my gosh, Qaddafi killed Utron! You b*sterd!"

Jeff, you are causing me to go through a moral crisis. I laughed hard but now I have enough guilt to form my own religion.

Laura nicked at her image of a wholesome, proper, "mother of her country" First Lady, but you have shattered it. Now I' hear the name "Laura Bush" and think of clam dip and venus fly traps. OMG!

Martin, you sound like one of those gutless blue-state wankers. Couldn't we punch up the concept and let me kill someone every episode?

If you're going to be true to the show, it must be a PETA activist. ;)

If it feels good do it; do it on the road.

The bunch of you are starting to sound like court jesters.

This isn't the scratch and fret blog, HP. With all due respect, a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down.

Also, it's IN the road. Full quote: "Why don't we do it in the road?" You might want to study up on your Beatles lore.

And I'm pleased as punch to be compared to a court jester.

James Thurber: "Sobersides look at humor the way a duchess looks at bugs."

It was true in his time; it's true now.

"Roll the f*** off Laura Bush! Can't a Puritan let her hair down once in a while!?"
Regards,
Monica Lewinski.

Very painfully funny. As a CA GOP'r Arriana has been in my sites for years. She was the Hillary of GOP - selling out personal for power - and now she's just a freakin' wingnut. I'll never forget the gubenatorial debates, but I digress...

Wow, good looks and talent, what a combo. This is a killer post.

I love how Arianna lectures middle America about SUVs from her palatial mansion

Stop! You're killing me! No, really, Laura - stop!

Hafeez

Wow, I feel dumber now that I read that. Thank you.

If you want to read something good check out Mark Steyn, at least he's coherent.