i still think old dudes are hot.
totally turning me on!!! mmm.

If you continue your descent into senility, maybe you'll be crazy enough to become a San Francisco City Supervisor.

Well, that and make sure you lose any ounce moral clarity you once had.

Well, at least it will slow the onset of senility for the celery :p

I hope you didn't throw it away! Old celery makes new soup!

I forget how...

I don't think the soup thing works for microwaved celery

That's dead celery: that celery has gone to meet its maker.

[/monty python]

My mother-in-law did exactly that not too long ago. And there's nothing incipient about her Alzheimer's. If you don't laugh you gotta cry. So I'm laughing.

I usually throw a childish tantrum involving cursing, throwing things, stamping my foot. Not a pretty sight

ahh, I understand the tantrum well. I usually throw one when I'm playing my bi-monthly game of, "Where the hell did I put my keys?"

I think the beginning signs were when you found your parking ticket on top of the fridge the day after it was due................

Yeah, I found my half-n-half in the pantry once. That definitely wasn't pretty.