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WAT THE HELL IS FELLUTIA???
I THANK THEM THAIR BITCHS USE TA LIVE IN THE TRAILOR NEXTA ME BUT THAY DONE GOT THROWED OUT ON ACOUNTA THAIR HOARIN PARTYS THEM NASTY BITCHS!!!!!

LOL!

You are further out there then even me, man :)

--T

Oh, sure - steal my dingleberry meme! ;p I'm outraged!!

BTW Will there be video?

Note to Therapist re "You are further out there then even me, man :)". Consider for a moment: this is the stuff he publishes on the Web, for the whole world to see. Can you imagine the stuff he's still got at home, after watching The Legionnaires in the wee hours (sic) for the umpteenth time, scribbled on scrap sheets of Brawny paper towels that he uses as doilies for his beerbottles and ashtrays and nose-irrigation pots? Now THAT is scary to contemplate!

Is there a sequel to Legionnaires? It's getting old

hilarious montage of Nicole chasing Paris with insurgent dingleberries

ROTFLMAO!

Thank you for making my day, Jeff. Truly a Beautiful Atrocity.

This is an all-time classic.

It don't rightly say it, but I a reckon this is a white trash wednesday post. It don't get no whiter or trashier than Paris Hilton.

Normally I rank "The Simple Life" a few notches below ramming jumper cables into my eye sockets, but the episode where Paris eats char-broiled Tinkerbelle is one that I'd watch.

On pay per view.

"Donate-a-kidney" per view.

You had me at Mohammed cubed.

Nicole can't be white trash, she's mulatto. And Paris really isn't in the same league as Susan Smith

This is *way* better than white trash... oh, wait -- do these girls qualify? Maybe as *rich* white trash?

Surely we've come to the point where people of color can be "honorary white trash." (Or maybe we need to substitute the more-accurate "trailer trash.")

BTW, that was f*cking brilliant: I'll bet you could just feel yourself hitting it out of the park.

The term a friend of mine used was "rainbow trash," Attila Girl. It described her co-tenants nicely.

And you're quite right. This one sailed right over the fence.

Isaac B2, I believe the "nice" term is dilettantes.

Only these two ratchet up the Skank Factor to infinity plus two.

And you know, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl.

I believe FELLUTIA was Paris' little-known slutty little sister. Her oral skills were so well-known about the set that eventually her name became synonymous with... well, you know.

Headline: Blast Rocks Paris

Oh, wouldn't it be loverly.

Who is Blast? Some porn stud?

Wow...this is one of those funny things ya gotta e-mail to your friends. Oh, and of course the next episode would involve Nicole checking out a dynamite strapped young militant and saying "I'd do him."

Nicole seems like a hoot & a holler. I love to go drinking with her. Paris - I dunno, there's no there there.

A night out with Paris would probably be as intellectually exciting as a night out with four wrens.

(That’s American-English, not British-English in case anyone wondered about the meaning)

Jeff, if you do ever go drinking with Nicole, whatever you do, DON'T lose her purse! Trust me on this...;-)

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love,
wahlis hilton

Essem,

You may be right on Jeff's "spiked stories" backlog. I don't know.

--T

In a perfect world . . . Paris and Nicole martyred in Fallujah and Martin doesn't have to qualify 'wren.'

Just...exquisite.
Words fail me.

This paradigm matches my sentiments - and exactly so for the second part. I can almost hear Louis Armstrong now...

I want to see the end of the episode. On Fox. On a 24 repeat.