February 15, 2005
NEPHEW: Psst, hey Uncle Jeff, I know the B-word!
ME: Really?
NEPHEW: Bitch! I also know the S-word!
ME: Really?
NEPHEW: Shit! And I even know the C-word!
ME: (spits up coffee) You do??
NEPHEW: Crap!
ME: Oh. THAT c-word.
Whew.
Posted by Jeff at February 15, 2005 11:56 AM
Comments
Please tell me your nephew isn't like...4.
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at February 15, 2005 12:29 PM
No, but he's only 9
Posted by: beautifulatrocities ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](/nav-commenters.gif)
at February 15, 2005 01:07 PM
Wow- my younger girls still think it's like Spanish (which R and I speak when in front of the children and want to have a little privacy in our conversation) or really French. They wouldn't know one if I said it outright, out loud, or shouted it.
However, when I proclaimed my best friend's husband a "butthole" out loud, I was chastised, and repented of, concerning my vulgar language.
(I still think he's a butthole, though....)
P.S. Loved the visual of "spits up coffee..."
Posted by: Rae at February 15, 2005 01:37 PM
That's ex-husband.
Posted by: Rae at February 15, 2005 01:38 PM
From you, alright? He learned it by watching you!
Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer at February 15, 2005 01:50 PM
You've taught him well, Jeff.
Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at February 16, 2005 05:42 AM
