February 04, 2005
JIHAD MALE
Adnan is wired for style in this casual yet striking ensemble that explodes right off the runway. The smoldering aura of repressed psychosexual confusion is easy to achieve with zip-up low-rise chaps made from hand-distressed lamb leather. One pocket with Velcro closure, perfect for cell phone or box cutters. Beach friendly, yet also translates to the street with ease, where your gelignite confidence will blow away shoppers, schoolchildren, & Jew dogs. Perfect for high holidays.
Baggy fit available for seasoned jihadis who need that roomy-in-the-seat feel to exit this mortal coil without chafing. Pewter necklace with antique plating & toggle closure. Eyeware by Tora Bora. Professional leather clean only.
See also JIHAD JUICERS
Posted by Jeff at February 4, 2005 12:26 AM
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You are an odd man.
And consider the source.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 4, 2005 08:53 AM
Purrrrrrrrrrrfect for the next Harvey Milk Dem Club Fancy Dress Protest Dance!
Posted by: EssEm at February 4, 2005 09:17 AM
Now, I almost shot cereal out my mouth over this one, Jeff. . . .
Posted by: The Therapist at February 4, 2005 09:23 AM
Dude's not hairy enough for a suicide bomber
Posted by: scottm at February 4, 2005 09:45 AM
You forgot the nipple clips.
Posted by: The Wife at February 4, 2005 09:52 AM
The shaving cream is a nice touch.
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 4, 2005 10:00 AM
Clean & ready for paradise. But pshopping nipple clamps would be a bitch
Posted by: beautifulatrocities ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](/nav-commenters.gif)
at February 4, 2005 10:05 AM
But are they assless chaps? That's the real humdinger...
Posted by: Wittysexkitten at February 4, 2005 10:16 AM
He seems all ready for those 72 virgins. Too bad they are all naked mole-rats.
http://www.bio.davidson.edu/people/vecase/Behavior/Spring2002/poulton/poulton.html
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at February 4, 2005 10:57 AM
You are beyond ... jeez, I can't even contemplate the distance....
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin at February 4, 2005 11:31 AM
AIIII!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Beth at February 4, 2005 03:21 PM
I'll just "cut and paste" from another similar comment I made.
Jeff, you're my hero! This is great!
Posted by: Patrick at February 4, 2005 05:30 PM
scottm, they shave.
wittysexkitten, ALL chaps are assless- i have two pair, myself-- one black suede, and one brown leather. i think spirit fingers would say the suede is more appropriate for evening wear. :)
Posted by: jinnderella at February 4, 2005 09:38 PM
I actually have a black suede evening bag that I've worn with every black formal outfit I have (that would be, uh, two). It sounds odd, but the thing goes surprisingly well with both black velvet and my transparent-overdress-over-the-opaque underdress getup.
Oh, wait. You were joking. [Scuttles away, embarrassed.]
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 4, 2005 10:34 PM
I wonder if Homeland Security would allow a nut sack like that to actually get on board a plane.
Posted by: Dan at February 4, 2005 11:00 PM
If those things are going to be crotchless then there should a whole lot more sock stuffing going on. I mean, right now it's just not menacing enough in that area.
Posted by: Spirit Fingers at February 5, 2005 07:09 AM
No...just..no...
Posted by: Jeff at February 5, 2005 11:52 AM
All that's missing is some tastefully applied genital ducttape for the preservation of the family jewels to ensure the ability to satisfy his seventy vigins.
Posted by: Mark at February 5, 2005 12:19 PM
Spirit Fingers, I am so shocked that you didn't suggest a tasteful designer codpiece! :)
Posted by: jinnderella at February 5, 2005 02:10 PM
Umm, that should have been, tasteful, designer, padded codpiece.
Posted by: jinnderella at February 6, 2005 07:22 AM