:: shudder ::

Friends don't let friends give sherry enemas? No....needs work.

Thank you, but I'll DRINK the magnum of champagne, waiter.

Holy crap people are strange.

I feel so much more complete after reading that.

LOL Jeff,

-T

If you have to choose how you're going to shuffle this mortal coil, there are worse alternatives.

Damn it, this f**king happens right under my nose, well not literally, figuratively damnit....in my city, IN MY CITY OKAY, and Jeff covers it and I am completely ignorant of it.

I am going to let my wife have it for not paying the attention bill. F**k.

So I guess this blows the guy's excuse that he only consumes alcohol for the taste. One wonders: will the widow get a discount on hubby's embalming?

I have heard on occasion that some wives can be a pain in the butt, but I never imagined...

I saw her on the news tonight. She said she didn't do it, that he gave himself an enema every night. (I'm not joking, I really saw her)

And if YOU had seen her then you would understand why he wanted to die.

James, my God: don't be so hard on her.

This is all Bush's fault anyway. Having presided over the WORST ECONOMY SINCE HERBERT HOOVER, the poor woman was undoubtedly just trying to save a little on hubby's funeral expenses by starting the embalming process ante-mortem.

Eminently sensible, if you ask me.