January 31, 2005
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
Posted by Jeff at January 31, 2005 06:58 PM
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You beat me to the punch.
This is def. a candidate for the Captain Obvious award.
Posted by: J.K. at January 31, 2005 08:02 PM
Kinda makes you wonder what planet these guys report on day to day.
Posted by: Dan at January 31, 2005 09:20 PM
Isn't it obvious that this AP writer is part of the great neo-con conspiracy? Right-wing media...pffft...
Posted by: TF6S at January 31, 2005 10:07 PM
Wow, so like calm down. Isn't it a given that the press here knows shit about the Middle East? Or much of anything else for that matter?
Posted by: Josh at January 31, 2005 11:21 PM
...and in an ABC News Special Report with Peter Jennings, a large Ball of Fire appeared in the sky at 5:48 this morning. The enormous object was immediately condemned by France for contributing to the Global Warming problem.
In a related story, the United Nations issued a stern warning to the United States for not signing the Kyoto Protocols, laying the blame for Global Warming squarely on the shoulders of George W. Bush:
"As the world's largest superpower, it is vital that America lead the way by capitulating to the safe and sane demands of the global village. Only by adopting a more submissive posture can she shake off the hegemonistic policies of yesteryear and usher in a New Age of peace and global harmony."
"Oh, and we're raising your UN dues, effective immediately.
Posted by: Cassandra at February 1, 2005 12:18 PM
Wow. I wanna be like Cassandra when I grow up. If I ever grow up, that is. And don't point out to me that I'm probably older than her, either.
Niice one.
Posted by: Margi at February 1, 2005 12:54 PM
