December 04, 2004
URGENT MESSAGE FROM MY CONGRESSWOMAN BARBARA LEE
"Today, a person fell out of a window in Riverside. Yesterday, a person fell out of a window in Sheboygan, more evidence of the failed policies of President Bush. I am calling for a Commission on Defenestration to investigate the root causes of this criminally negligent epidemic of people falling out of windows.
"Wednesday, a woman fell out of a window in Tulsa. This person had received NO window-consciousness training. I am calling for funds to be allocated to educate the public on the dangers of falling out of windows. Corporations must be required to hold window-safety seminars.
"Last weekend, a man fell out of a window in Reno, yet the President still has not addressed this public safety emergency. I propose a new federal Dept. of Declivation to establish rapid response teams, in tandem with OSHA inspections to ensure that each & every window generates at least ½" of paperwork.
"I categorically reject calls for window safety to be outsourced to private companies that cut corners in their quest for a 'profit,' & look forward to thousands of new federal window safety monitors who will doubtless vote Democratic.
"We demand answers! We demand results!"
This public safety message has been brought to you by Barbara Lee, the People's Representative媨
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Posted by Jeff at December 4, 2004 10:53 AM
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