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December 11, 2004

OUTRAGEOUS

"Good morning, I'm Katie Couric. The big story this morning is, OUTRAGE. Ann Curry has the details. Good morning, Ann, what are we outraged about today?"

"Good morning Katie. Today, we're outraged about ARMOR."




"Ah."




"Exactly. Let's go now to Capitol Hill, which is full of outrage."




"Pffflt! Brggght! (Hic!)! Grrrrr!"




"Oh my, he's REALLY outraged. Now let's give Secretary Rumsfeld an opportunity to defend this inexcusable outrage."




"Katie, I want to assure you—"




"Oh, what a load of horseshit! What does he think this is, FOX News?? Outrageous! Before we continue, here's the interactive graphic for our flash Outrage poll:"

How outraged are you?
	Speechless
	Sickened beyond words
	Even more outraged than I was 5 minutes ago
	Shitting my pants
	Just outraged beyond all f*cking belief

"Here's a typical American soldier, chosen entirely at random. Good morning, Private Mustard, what is your reaction to all this?"


"I'm really outraged at this invet—, this ... I can't read this word."




"Excuse me, I just want to jump in with the results of our flash poll. 2 of our 3 responders are shitting their pants. Now let's check with Matt who has a preview of tomorrow's outrage. Good morning, Matt."

"Good morning Katie. I don't want to reveal too much, but I can tell you that tomorrow's outrage involves money."

"Whoa. I'm already indignant. Please stay tuned for more of Today's coverage of Outraged America. For our special online issue, log onto I'm Outraged to voice your concerns."

Posted by Jeff at December 11, 2004 01:06 PM

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