September 14, 2004
This is your brain | This is your brain on drugs | |
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This is your ass | This is your ass in prison | |
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1. Cheaper
2. High lasts 3 days
3. Crash lasts 3 weeks
4. House will be neurotically clean when you get out of the nuthouse
5. Current drug of choice among soulless Hollywood vampire glitterati
6. Effective means of removing unnecessary neurons
7. Quick way to new career as Keith Richards impersonator
8. DIY cocktail of fertilizer, Drano, turpentine, battery acid, strychnine, antifreeze, & ammonia not instantaneously lethal
9. Reduces risk of dying of old age
10. Promotes safer sex due to inability to obtain erection
11. Hospital emergency rooms required to resuscitate you even if you don't have insurance
Posted by Jeff at September 14, 2004 01:11 PM