Racerback plunge bra with underwire cups; Jockey no-fly midway briefs; patent clogs with faux-fur trim

Baby Einstein embroidered bib; Fussy Boyâ„¢ white snowflake booties

Camouflage baby dolls with chevrons, USAF Birth Control eyeglasses, black patent leather Army surplus stiletto combat boots

Deodorant; hairnet; TAG Heuer chronograph watch; naturist, admits owns no pajamas

Wife beater, bandoleers, cigar, samurai sword

Chlorophyll-green charmeuse split-skirt frock with Mandarin collar; Sheer Caress control-top pantyhose; Bible

**Update: Rcvd snippy email from someone claiming to be Miss O'Hara, who wants it known she does not wear pantyhose & most certainly does not need control-tops

Durango buffalo leather chaps; Boi Watch cotton boxers; brushed-metal mesh circuit necklace; yellow bandana on right bicep **UPDATE: BFT claims dark blue left; Dan Rather has doubts

Erykah Badu green leather patchwork halter gown with yellow raffia & matching turban; Whiting & Davis leopard ring handle purse

Humorous chicken-with-head-cut-off costume with dangling appendage & Media Matters puppet strings

Blood of Dead Americansâ„¢ skin-brightening Mesopotamian Mud facial moisturizer; anti-imperialist insurgent shora; Shrek mask

Drew Carey eyeglasses with photogrey lenses, floods, stained clip-on tie, 4-year-old condom in back pocket

BadBoy Digital brownshirt with cuffs; mooing cow pouch; novelty slippers

Tin foil hat; pannier hoops, skirt and bodice of vintage peach jacquard silk with scatter beads & ribbon roses

100% cotton white lounging wrap

Pauline Hansonâ„¢ jungle-print patio frock with spaghetti straps & garden trimmings

Break-blogging athletic gear: Iridescent navy-blue polyester Taos warm-ups, Nike men's air Ultraposite with light-up shoelaces, Naypalm one-size-fits-all palm guard, Blastoff creatine

Velcro Princess Leia bagel wig; Queen Amidala deluxe ceremonial frock with Flying Nun headpiece

Dora the Explorer fetish: pith hat, wig, yellow binoculars, adorable backpack, & foam rubber shoe covers

Queen of All Evil odalisque love slave

Vivienne Westwood royal blue bumper dress with plaster-of-Paris legwarmers

It's the Healthcare, Stupid fitted T-shirt; M19 SSM shoulder-fired rocket launcher

White leather beaded wedding dress with matching jacket & Morticia train

Deep-cover Special AKA disguise

Techniflo gas mask, relaxed fit bulletproof mid-length bathrobe by Monsanto, small armory

Greco-Roman Raelian llama costume

Kim Jong Il leisure suit with Elton glasses; Angela Davis power afro wig; ration card

Krugman Truth Squad union suit, Anti-stalker GPS monitoring anklet

Heinz EZ Squirt ketchup cotton boxers

Milla Jovanovich unisex Joan of Arc mail suit with flattering shoulder pads & Teflon jodhpurs

I See London, I See France Tank & Brief Set

The exception: ratty old semi-sheer pj's with sagging crotch & no elastic, inside-out Minnesota Vikings sweatshirt, toast crumbs between toes

Underwear worn as Abu Ghraib over-the-head ear warmers

Margaret Cho sequined halter with gold lame hostess pants **Update: Rcv'g many emails from men insisting they look better in gold lame hostess pants than Cho

Sea green one-size-fits-all Muslim prayer thobe with discreet dirty bomb pouch

Rubber ducky zip-up one-piece pj's with feet

Gore-Tex ECWCS trousers with zipper gussets & Hillbilly Jim possum-leather cap

Hugh Hefner silk bathrobe with attachable blonde tomato & humorous boxers

Black latex halter mini with Caribbean blue bodice, overflowing ashtray, bucket of martinis

Low-rise fire-retardant polyurethane bullet pants

1940's alpaca pink rock'n'roll sweater with top button & neck loop

Arizona Dept of Corrections bra & panties

Mug of warm milk, teddy bear, & brushed dalmation bathrobe

Antibacterial facial mask; Kleenex boxes on feet; propeller hat