June 12, 2004
BAD BEHAVIOR
Even by the predatory xxxtremes of ravening harpies, J-Lo is a Beautiful Atrocity. Her entourage is longer than the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and less orderly, whole cities have risen in the shadow of her ego, and her omnivorous man-grazing impresses even me. Her latest impulse purchase, serial sire and professional douchebag Marc Anthony (not the porn star) hasn't dimmed her glare, at least judging by the number of Yahoo groups devoted to her. As a public service, Beautiful Atrocities™ provides the following fan clubs for your perusal.
Jennifer Lopez Hate Club : "If you hate Jennifer Lopez then this is the place for you!"
Anti-Jennifer Lopez : "Don't even bother staying if you love Lopez, coz you'll just be removed from this club."
Jennifer Lopez Haters Club : "This club is dedicated to everyone who hates this dumb bitch."
I Hate J-Ho: "The hottest place to talk trash about the nastiest chick in the music business!"
J-Lo Smells Like Poo: "Jennifer Lopez's breath smells like something died then crawled into her mouth."
Everyone Hates Jennifer Lopez: "Jennifer Lopez is crazy!"
J-Lo is Old and Needs to Go!: "Jennifer Lopez is far beyond 30.She was dancing with Janet Jackson when I was a baby."
J-Ho: "For everyone who hates that big ho!"
J to the Ello: "Write a little about her and why you hate her."
Hatin Jennifer Club
Jennifer Lopez is Old and Nobody Likes Her
Mmmsavoi: Fat J-Lo Club: "Maigen auch Sie jlo nicht? Ist sie fett? Ist sie arrogant?"
J-Lo is Jealous of Monique Taitague: "Jennifer Lopez, The Ugly Old Actress and Fat Butt singer, is jealous of The American Princess Monique Desiree Taitague from Vallejo,California."
This last is suspicious, since we also uncovered the following:
Monique Taitague Fans Hate J-Lo!: "The World Loves Monique Desiree Taitague from Vallejo,California."
Monique Taitague American Princess 4Ever
Monique Taitague is Goddess
Upcoming Artist Monique Taitague!: "The Latin Superstar Monique Desiree Taitague from Vallejo,California."
An Amazon search turns up no CDs by the Latin Superstar from Vallejo.
Posted by Jeff at June 12, 2004 08:00 AM
Comments
nuttin but a skank hoe who cant sing!!!!
Posted by: amy villanueva at July 11, 2005 10:32 PM
thank god i am not the only hopez hater
Posted by: toolcity at July 15, 2005 05:05 PM
Go JLO !! You all suck! Dont be jealous you dorks!! Just cause you are jealous doesnt mean you have to be idiots!
Posted by: jasmine at August 4, 2005 11:55 PM
You sound sexy
Posted by: Josh at August 4, 2005 11:58 PM
Anyone that thinks wearing fur is clever/fashionable is a cruel, self-absorbed idiot in my books.
Posted by: Laure at August 16, 2005 02:16 AM
Think about before J-Lo was super famous, she was showered with praise. The only reason she's so criticised is because her emmense success. Sooner or later, someone gets so big that people inevitably find things they don't like about them.
J-Lo's the hardest working woman in showbiz, she should be congratulated for her success not ruined.
Posted by: Alyssa at August 22, 2005 12:57 PM
I don't think she's even human. For somebody to enjoy wearing dead animals is sick. She could make such a positive example yet she shows girls that you have to be a dead rabbit wearing ho that's only interested in money. Props to Ben Affleck for having the sense to dump her.
Posted by: McCarrick at September 7, 2005 12:19 PM
Jennifer Lopez is a lot of things. She's a ho who steals others husbands, she steals others ideas and pass them off as her own and she has a very fucked up attitude. I don't think she'll last much longer in the muic industry because people are listening to real music once again like Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey and Anita Baker.
Posted by: Bigdbroc2005 at September 7, 2005 01:44 PM
who is Monique Desiree Taitague?? I can't find any photos of her.
Posted by: Stef at November 15, 2005 01:38 PM
Maldita Jennifer Lopez de la P*U*T*A* M*I*E*R*D*A DEJA DE COMPRAR Y DE PONERTE PIELES DE ANIMALES, HIJA DE LA GRAN P*U*T*A QUE TE PARIO, NO TE DAS CUENTA DE QUE LOS MALDITOS PSICOPATAS QUE LOS MATAN SON DE LA PEOR CALAÑA. RESPETA LA VIDA MALDITA, TU NO ERES LA DUEÑA DE ELLOS... OJALA PUDIERA MATAR A TODOS LOS QUE HACEN ESAS PORQUERÍAS, INCLUIDAS TODAS ESAS P*E*R*R*A*S QUE COMPRAN LAS PIELES DE ESOS POBRES ANIMALITOS. PIENSE HIJA DE PUTA O QUIERE QUE LA HAGAN LO MISMO A SUS HIJAS, QUE LAS DESPELLEJEN VIVAS.... USTE ES UN PEDAZO DE MIERDA MALDITA HIJA DE LA GRAN PUTAAAAAAAAA OJALÁ TE DE CANCER.
Posted by: Carolina at November 15, 2005 04:13 PM
J lo is a cold hearted BITCH. How can she make her crap clothes with real fur, people have tried to send her videos of how these poor defenceless animals are skinned alive for their fur. AND SHE DON'T CARE LESS. I HATE THAT BITCH everyone email her and tell her what a bitch she is and stop using real fur. There's no need for it these days fake fur is just a good actually even better, no animal is tortured for it. GO TO HELL YOU HEARTLESS BITCH.
Posted by: tracey at November 17, 2005 04:43 AM
All of you that hate jlo need to get a live and make something of yourself, jlo is a hard working latin american controling her own destiny. you all should be inspire by the accomplishment of a latin american woman in a white man world
Posted by: Richard at December 17, 2005 09:29 AM
I mis spell is life instead of live and one more thing GO NYRICAN we got your back
Posted by: Richard at December 17, 2005 09:33 AM
Everyone who still praises J-Lo should be shot , skinned & worn like a coat---you people love her so much, why don't you donate your skin to make her UGLY clothes!!
She is UNfit to be anyone's idol. Paris Hilton too, she's a dumbass..she say's she loves animales YET SHE WEARS THERE FUR! Disgusting.
Posted by: Amy at December 19, 2005 10:52 AM
YOU GUYS FUCKEN SUCK
AND GUD ON HER FOR WEARING ANIMAL FUR ANIMALS FUKEN SUCK JUST LIKE YOU BITCHES
UR JUST SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS OF JLO COS SHES HOTTT AND UR SOOO NOT MUTHER FUCKER!!!!!
Posted by: u dudes suck asss at January 3, 2006 11:49 PM
I hate jennifer lopez and any celebrity that wears fur. If I had my way i'd skin jennifer Lopez and wear her as a coat. See how much she like it. Also lets not forget that she cant sing she should stick to acting, she average at that.
Posted by: Reign_6th at January 9, 2006 05:30 AM
ok..."U DUDES SUCK ASSSS"...your probably living in your trailer park wishing you were her in the first fucking place..judging by the way you spell...I'd say I'm pretty fucking accurate
BTW..."GUD" I'm guessing you tried to spell
G-O-O-D...
....and it's MOTHER FUCKER dumbass! & J-HO still SUCKS & YOU"LL LIKE IT
Posted by: amy at January 10, 2006 02:36 PM
Words to describe Jennifer Lopez's music: deficient, inadequate, insufficient, lacking, wanting; bare, mere, minimum; slight, small; barren, infertile, sterile, unfruitful, unproductive.
Words to describe Jennifer Lopez: embezzler, grafter;pilferer, despoiler, looter, plunderer, ransacker, ravisher; poacher, bandit.
Courtesy Webster's Thesaurus
Posted by: Tasha at January 10, 2006 06:10 PM
AMY UR TOTAL FUCKEN TRASH UR AS WORTHLESS AS ANIMALS ARE HA JLO SHOULD MAKE A COAT OUT OF U........
BUT I SUPPOSE IT WOOULD BE FUCKEN UGLY
U FUCK WIT
U SUCK ASS HOMO!!!
Posted by: AMY IS A HOE at January 10, 2006 10:46 PM
you make me laugh....is that all you got? "u suck ass homo" HA! HA! HA! I must have hit a nerve...thats GREAT! I love it when people feel the need to DEFEND THEMSELVES... lol
btw what the hell is a fuck wit?!?!
you fucking wanker! Homo's are guys - exposed that nerve didn't I? LOL :)
Posted by: amy at January 12, 2006 06:06 AM
Haha u make me laugh to!
And damn right my nerves were crankin
Come on your've never heard of fuck wit
Are ilke an american bitch!!
Posted by: sup at January 12, 2006 05:36 PM
